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Top Ten List that Leaves Tension Behind The Room
By Michelle Chadwick, Corner Post Staff

Ten Ways You Know Your Roommate Is Not For You

1. They snore really loudly.
2. The only time you speak to each other is when asking each other to shut up.
3. Their idea of talking is your idea of yelling.
4. They spend hours on the phone fighting with their significant other while you are trying hopelessly to study.
5. Every time you see them you want to scream.
6. They leave their crap everywhere.
7. All of your friends feel bad for you.
8. You avoid spending time in your room as much as possible.
9. Every time you go home for the weekend you pray that all of their stuff will be gone when you get back.
10. You hope they flunk out at the end of the semester so you don’t have to look at them anymore.


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